Why so sad? Oh right. Because Obama's successor is already showing what an unaware buffoon he is.
Did you see that embarrassing interview on Fox & Friends?? Just let Colbert break it down for you (below)!
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We did NOT expect to hear this today!
In fact, that someone is accusing her of being involved in a vicious, bloody attack on him!
Jeremy Jackson, who many will remember from his Baywatch days, is claiming that he was in Malibu when the attack went down at Paris' house.
He says that Paris (pictured above in Malibu yesterday), Brandon Davis, and a number of other friends went after him and beat him badly, including cracking a liquor bottle on his head!
"They were literally going Rodney King on my ass."
Two people supposedly called officers and claimed they were attacked by the other. One of the two was reportedly Paris' brother, although it's unknown which of her two brothers.
When officers arrived, no one apparently decided to press charges, which means no one was arrested, including Paris…
…who Jeremy DOES include in who attacked him. So, that seems weird.
Guess we'll just have to wait and see what Paris says!
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