That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
It does have a nice ring to it!
Jess uploaded a photo looking absolutely AH-mazing, with the caption "Jessica Johnson."
Simple and powerful. We like it. HA!
Whatever her name is, the married life looks dayum finnnneee on her.
[Image via Instagram.]