Talk about burning bridges!
Sara started the letter off as a sort of breakup with the company saying:
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A guy turned his shower head into his girlfriend.
Either it's the start of a very dirty joke or this is one sick puppy we're dealing with! Unfortunately, this is more than just an urban legend!
This Imgur user not only crafted a creepy companion out of his shower; he documented it step-by-step!
Guess he finally has a girl he can really turn on. Sure she's an inanimate object, but she gets so wet! We joke, but she's a great gal; her name is Flo.
Srsly though, does this guy need a psychiatrist? Or a plumber?? This is the Internet, so it's equally likely this is a crazy joke as it is a crazy, well, person.
But we're going to go ahead and assume this isn't true.
Or at least that's what we're going to keep telling ourselves as we lie awake every night in our own filth, now afraid to step into the shower.
[Image via Imgur.]