Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Oh, this is just wrong! SRSLY! What is this, Game of Thrones?
And when we say seksi pictures, we mean for Yeezus' eyes only!
That's right, things got super weird seeing how Kim was wearing nothing but a see-through dress!
"Maybe just a half chub."
No. So much no.
That's just so very, very gross.