Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Wow, color us surprised!
According to leaked emails between their travel agents, Kim and Kanye requested DVDs and cards for their post-wedding vacay!
Can't you just totally imagine Kimye browsing through Netflix after a round of Go Fish?!
“From what we’re hearing, it would appear they’re going to spend plenty of downtime at the Castle, and are looking forward to watching movies and just spending alone time together. I know you’ve already brought in a large TV (get the biggest one you can) and they have requested a DVD collection be brought in."
Wow, a large T.V.?! What opulence!
The email goes on to say:
“Someone on your staff may have a collection we can cobble together for the weekend, but my other suggestion is to have your staff pick up a Roku streaming player. You can hook it up to the TV and WiFi and they can download movies on demand from Amazon, HBO, Netflix, etc., which may make it easier. Might want to pick up some playing cards too."
While we were a bit, ahem, shocked to hear of the couple's simple honeymoon arrangements, we WEREN'T surprised to hear that Kimye had strict instructions on how to be greeted and had requested an Irish flag waving upon arrival.
Well, they couldn't be completely basic on their honeymoon, right?!
It's actually quite refreshing to hear that Kim and Kanye are happy to enjoy one another's company in such simple ways. We love it!
And Kimye…if you ever want a low-key night of cards and DVDs…call us!
[Image via Instagram.]