That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
And even though they were happy to marry in a private ceremony, it sounds like they're ready to celebrate on a much grander scale.
"Cheryl just wants to share her happiness with those closest to her and it will be throwing a party at some point later this week."
But don't expect this to also be a wedding ceremony:
"She won't be renewing her vows or having another ceremony as has been reported, or even wearing a wedding dress. She's been so busy that she hasn't had time to see everyone since she flew back home, so this is the perfect opportunity for her and Jean-Bernard to catch up with their nearest and dearest."
Well, we still hope we get to see some wedding pics of her in a gorgeous dress.
We just have to know what she wore!
[Image via WENN.]