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Husband Catalogues His Wife's 'Excuses' For Turning Down Sex On An Excel Spreadsheet — And Now It's On The Internet!

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Wow, this is just unbelievable!

We just can't imagine anyone going to such great lengths to keep track of their sex life — or in this case, lack thereof!

Well, that's EXACTLY what one man did…and then he sent his results to his wife!

Though it's not uncommon for spouses to give each other excuses not to have sex once in a while, this husband was NOT happy with wife's decrease in libido.

The wife posted to Reddit:

"Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He's never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my 'excuses,' using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his 'document', we've only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 'attempts' on his part."

Hmmm….we have a feeling why the wife gave so many 'excuses'! Dude seems like a real jerk!

Users on Reddit were split on whose side to take…some sympathized with the wife while others thought the husband was justified in his actions.

No matter whose side you take, it's clear this couple has MAJOR communication issues!

[Image via Huffington Post.]

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26 comments to “Husband Catalogues His Wife's 'Excuses' For Turning Down Sex On An Excel Spreadsheet — And Now It's On The Internet!”

  1. 1

    I don't know either side of the story really but I'm sure it's a bit of both…and who in the hell puts that out there for everyone to see. smh

  2. Hailey says – reply to this


    Friends is always a viable excuse for not having sex. You can't just pass up Friends, okay?

  3. Jordy says – reply to this


    This has been pissing me off. A woman is NOT a mans property. If she doesn't want to have sex, she doesn't have to. Stop shaming her. Maybe he's not attractive to her anymore. Who knows. But this is ridiculous. Instead of shaming her, dive into why she isn't feeling sexually active. Maybe there's an underlying issue. Maybe sex is painful for her. Maybe she has a bad past with sexual experiences. This is just repulsive that he shared this and cataloged it.

  4. 4

    I put this on the husband. Maybe he isn't warming her up enough. Stating he wants sex isn't enough. How about helping around the house, include a lot of casual non-sexual touching, say nice things, etc…

  5. A says – reply to this


    She's cheating

  6. Shayne says – reply to this


    As a woman, I am 100% on the husband's side. Who wants to be married without getting any of the perks?? He could've done worse things then simply calling her on it.

  7. Bre says – reply to this


    This is absolutely disgusting.

  8. Amara says – reply to this


    Re: Jordy

    I highly doubt those are the reasons she's not having sex with him. She said it herself he sent it to her as a sarcastic diatribe. He emailed it to her and she's the one who put it on reddit. I mean if she has any of the serious underlying issues i doubt he' d be insensitive or stupid enough to rub that in her face. Granted I don't know these people lol. I just don't think he'd be stupid enough to try to make her feel bad if she had serious issues.

    I think it's hilarious. He only emailed it to her right? She's the one who shared it with the world.

  9. Tammy says – reply to this


    Ya shes probably cheating

  10. MarriageSucks says – reply to this


    You have two people who don't have the same libidos.
    One wants sex every 10 days and the other wants it everyday.
    Get a divorce! Or have an open marriage.
    What other solution could there be?

  11. @v@ says – reply to this


    She may not have been too concerned about it, but it's a bad rut for him apparently.
    They need to listen to each other now & work out a happier medium solution together obviously.

  12. 12

    I smell a cheater

  13. 13

    Maybe there are medical reasons. I could not have sex with my late husband for quite a few months as he had a bad dental infection that smelled terrible. Finally he found a dentist he could trust and problem fixed.

  14. the matrix says – reply to this


    She's failing to honor her vows, so he should just take what's rightfully his.

  15. Delilah says – reply to this


    Re: Jordy – I agree. Men only want sex anyway..

  16. Delilah says – reply to this


    Re: Shayne – There might be a medical issue here that's preventing her from performing, ever thought of that? You're probably a slut with a dirty stink-hole..

  17. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: the matrix – No means no, even in a marriage. You're advocating marital rape. It's a terrible scenario, and it KILLS a woman's feelings towards a man and a marriage. Man up and work through the lapse properly, and if it can't be mended, seek separation or divorce. You don't force yourself on someone. Just because you walked up an aisle doesn't make another person your property.

  18. Bette says – reply to this


    Re: @v@ – I 100% agree!

  19. JUSTIN BOOBER says – reply to this



  20. SF says – reply to this


    If the guy put as much thought into making his wife feel special and appreciated as he did into thinking of a way to bash her, maybe there wouldn't have been so many excuses on her part. He's a total a*hole and I hope she teaches him a lesson with a whole lifetime of No's.

  21. Princess says – reply to this


    Let's be honest here,i feel for the husband.This woman has major control and narcisstic issue.He wrote her out of sexual frustration;he didnt want to force her or cheat on her.Then she puts it out to the whole world to read.God knows the worst things she might do to the poor,sexually frustrated guy.

  22. 22

    Re: Jordy
    Significant to note: SHE shared it, not him. He compiled it and sent it to her… SHE'S the one who decided to put it in the street and share it with the world.

  23. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: Princess – I feel for him too. His pragmatic (male) attempt at communication to broach the problem using a log to demonstrate their gulf wasn't dealt with properly or with sensitivity. Seeing it in its entirety should have been illuminating for the wife and if she loved him should have sought to try to mend it right away, maybe privately.

  24. kat says – reply to this


    found a pretty funny response to this!

  25. Duh!! says – reply to this


    Re: Jordy – then she should ask for a divorce….

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