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If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
SRSLY! This trailer will make you want to handcuff yourself to your computer, and throw away the key!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!