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Trisha Paytas and I chatted for nearly an hour! She's such a hot mess and she owns it!
She's also utterly compelling! You must WATCH!
At just 17 years old, Lorde has already accomplished WAY more than most of us will in our entire lives, and it's all thanks to her AMAZING pipes!
But while most people seem to focus on her singing, the one thing that seems to always get ignored is her equally awesome dancing!
Sure, we might never be able to sing Royals without embarrassing ourselves, but after studying her moves we think we might be able to at least pull off her dance moves!
First, get those arms nice and limber, because it's ALL about the arms!
Also, be sure to incorporate some awkward, jerky movements!
You can throw your legs into the mix if you want…
But then go straight back to the arms and jerky movements!
Seriously, work those claws!
Do your best to keep your hair out of your face!
Sprinkle some singing in there…
Then more arms and jerky movements…
Are you getting the point yet?
Oh yeah, and bonus points if you can somehow add a lamp to the mix!
See how easy that was? Now you can impress all of your friends with your brand new dance moves! You're welcome, world!