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Sarah Palin Got A Speeding Ticket & Then Told Two AWFUL Jokes To Justify It! How Fast Was The Ex-Guv Going When She Got Pulled Over??

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Sarah Palin just got BUSTED for breaking the law!

The former half-term Alaska governor was flooring her Toyota Tundra pickup truck at 63 mph in a 45 mph zone when cops stopped her and wrote her a speeding ticket!

It all went down in her hometown of Wasilla, Alaska, where Miz Palin used to be the mayor! But that didn’t stop officers from writing Sarah a $154 fine!

The real crime she committed though was her attempt at comedy afterwards!

When asked about her lead foot, Palin explained:

“I wasn’t speeding, I was qualifying!”

As in qualifying for a NASCAR race…

Crickets. Crickets.

But hey, why tell one flat joke when you’ve got two prepared!

The wisecracking conservative then said Sammy Hagar was partially to blame for all of this since she was listening to his song I Can’t Drive 55 when she got pulled over.

Really?? You’re gonna reference a Sammy Hagar song from 1984? Who is writing these one-liners for you? Gallagher?

Look…just pay your fine and go back to doing what you do best - convincing the elderly viewers of FOX News that President Obama is a tyrant who needs to be impeached.

[Image via Dennis Van Tine/Future Image/WENN.]

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5 comments to “Sarah Palin Got A Speeding Ticket & Then Told Two AWFUL Jokes To Justify It! How Fast Was The Ex-Guv Going When She Got Pulled Over??”

  1. Maria says – reply to this


    Palin has no respect for anything or anybody. Not surprise she has no respect for the speed limit.

  2. 2

    yeah, and i'm trying to bust sandra bullock on a federal fcc exploitation case and where the f*ck is a link on her after you log on?

  3. Blobby says – reply to this


    driving an import? but….but…..but…..she's so fucking pro-american.

  4. allan says – reply to this


    too bad she was no where near a high cliff

  5. Hutch says – reply to this


    All you anti-Palin idiots are stupid as hell. I bet you voted for the President of the 57 United States of America