The rapper explained:
[Image via Karl Lagerfeld/Harper's Bazaar.]
Three young men in South Florida have earned the honor of becoming the sexiest yet stupidest robbers of all time!
These bros broke into the Bonita Springs restaurant Doc's Beach House at around 3 a.m. wearing nothing but their underwear!
Surveillance cameras caught them in their tighty whities walking around the kitchen after hours, rummaging through food! But as the recording goes on, these guys suddenly decide to get completely nude!
They strip off their boxer briefs and continue to walk out with stolen burgers, shrimp and cookout fixins!
While investigating around the oceanside establishment, police found some red bell peppers believe to be from the restaurant discarded in the sand.
So it seems the unclothed crooks had a late night naked BBQ on the beach!
Doc’s Beach House posted photos of the bare-a** bandits on the Facebook page with a message that read:
"So…three naked guys robbed Doc's Beach House in Bonita Springs, FL this past weekend. They stole some award winning burgers and shrimp. They havn't caught them yet so if you blacked out over the weekend and woke up with a case of tasty meats, please tag yourself in this photo.”
As willing as they were to show off their stuff in the buff, none have since tagged themselves in the photo.
So, if you live in the South Florida area and see a naked man enjoying some burgers and shrimp, please call police!
Actually, you should probably call police if you see that regardless of where you live!
[Image via WFLA.]