All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Orange Is The New Black is losing an important cast member?! SAY IT ISN'T SOOO! The ladies of Litchfield will be down a man in season 3 — and the star leaving is none other than… Creepy PORNSTACHE aka Pablo Schreiber! This is a huge deal, considering the last time we saw him, he was sent to jail for getting Dayanara 'fake' pregnant! In an interview with the New York Post, he explained:
"I'm not taking part in the third season. I'm a member of a show called The Brink that's going to be on HBO. It's a half-hour comedy with Jack Black and Tim Robbins and me [as] the three leads. I'm really excited about it."
Fans began to fuh-reak out because now there's so much up in the air with Bennett (Matt McGorry) and his prisoner love storyline! How will they resolve the fact that another man went to prison for him?!? What will happen to the baby? Will Daya even give birth?! Pablo decided to calm stan's ailing nerves by tweeting that his character may eventually return to the hit Netflix series:
For all the over-reactors: Just bc P-Stache won't be on Season 3, doesnt mean we won't see him again… http://t.co/IEr3Z1PTCx
— Pablo Schreiber (@schreiber_pablo) July 24, 2014
Whew… We won't get to see what happens on the series for many months, but at least we know it's going to be okay!