All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Bad news: the story about a bride-to-be accidentally texting someone about a pre-wedding photoshoot, which led to that someone and his friends showing up is fake.
No one ever texted back this bride-to-be, "we still coming."
That's right, this isn't Roger and Kristen's wedding party, it's Ian and Amy Hicks' big day being captured.
Apparently, after this lovely pair got married, they took a trolley ride around the city of Detroit for a photoshoot.
Outside the abandoned Michigan Central Station, the wedding party ran into the rap group 7262, who invited the party to dance to their song Anthem.
In fact, you can check out the wedding party's cameo in the NSFW music video HERE!
Sometime's the truth is stranger than fiction!