All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Well, we guess we can all stop holding out hope that this is one of those quickie romances.
The two not only recently took a sexxxy trip to Miami, but while there, Joe actually met a lot of her family!
"[T]hey met for dinner with 12 members of Sofía’s family at Makoto in Bal Harbour."
That's a whole lotta family! But we're sure they all made Joe feel totally welcome, well other than the language barrier:
"[E]veryone at the table was speaking Spanish. Joe doesn’t speak a word!"
There's always time to learn and what better teacher than Sofia!
Just try not to hit on your teacher too much, Joe!
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