One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Is this crooner about to cause more trouble with ANOTHER A-lister?!
The two were spotted on the high seas Wednesday, which probably made her docked High School Musical lover super jelly!
But don't worry Zefroonie!
The photos we saw looked competely platonic…so perhaps Biebs was making friends with Michelle for defense against another Orlando attack!
We know she's one tough chick — but will she stick up for JB?!
Only time in the sun will tell!