Robert Pattinson has only done a handful of films, but he's definitely learned a thing or two in his time in the spotlight.
One very important lesson??! Treat everyone you encounter with respect, or you could end up swimming in their pee!
He mentions that those around them accept when his peers go through a divalicious makeover, but just because someone takes an actor's water when he holds it out, doesn't mean he won't be faced with a few GROSS consequences.
In fact, Robert remembers one particular incident when people on set were SO fed up with an actress' bratty behavior that they played a nasty trick on her. AND WE MEAN "NASTY."
" This actress was doing a scene in the bath and she kept complaining about the temperature, how it was too hot or too cold. So everyone pissed in it and put a bunch of bubble bath in afterwards so you couldn’t smell it! This stuff happens. That’s why I avoid asking for anything. I don’t want to get anyone’s piss on me.”
Even if he didn't learn from others, we couldn't imagine our sweet dude acting like a spoiled child — not with that manly mug! LOLz!
Let us just hope that actress doesn't read Robert's interviews or else one flick crew is going to be in a whole LOT of trouble! HA!
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