That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
How crazy was the second Sharknado?
Well, seeing as how we were there to witness the NSFW B-A-N-A-N-A-S firsthand…
First off, poor Kelly Osbourne didn't make it past the first five minutes!
And Tara Reid lost a hand! Good thing she went all Army Of Darkness and replaced it with a saw!
Even one of the sharks from Shark Tank wasn't safe! But Daymond John didn't bite from sharks! He was crushed by the head of the Statue Of Liberty!
But of course, this wasn't Ian Ziering's first Sharkrodeo (ooh, sequel idea!), so he knew how to fight back!
You! You got what I need! It's Biz Markie stabbing a shark! It's Biz Markie stabbing a shark!
Everybody was shark fu fighting! Even Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan!
But Ian became the uncontested king when he Rode. A. Freakin'. Shark.
Not only did it out-shark the original, it out-nadoed it!
[Images via SyFy.]