How crazy was the second Sharknado?
Well, seeing as how we were there to witness the NSFW B-A-N-A-N-A-S firsthand…
Let us tell you how crazy that shark shiz was! In GIFs!
First off, poor Kelly Osbourne didn't make it past the first five minutes!
And Tara Reid lost a hand! Good thing she went all Army Of Darkness and replaced it with a saw!
Even one of the sharks from Shark Tank wasn't safe! But Daymond John didn't bite from sharks! He was crushed by the head of the Statue Of Liberty!
But of course, this wasn't Ian Ziering's first Sharkrodeo (ooh, sequel idea!), so he knew how to fight back!
You! You got what I need! It's Biz Markie stabbing a shark! It's Biz Markie stabbing a shark!
Vivica A. Fox went Game Of Thrones on those sharks with some Valyrian steel!
Everybody was shark fu fighting! Even Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan!
But Ian became the uncontested king when he Rode. A. Freakin'. Shark.
Not only did it out-shark the original, it out-nadoed it!
[Images via SyFy.]
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