One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
It's like Oscar Wilde said: an acquaintance that begins with punching Justin Bieber in an Ibiza nightclub is sure to turn into a real friendship.
Well it turns out that may have just been the beginning of their bromance!
When Leo saw Orlando, they reportedly grabbed each other, shouting over the music and even singing along to disco classic Young Hearts Run Free! They even ditched the club's many girls to spend the time with one another.
Now that's a friendship!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]