Jay Z is one lucky man.
Little Blue Ivy isn't anywhere to be seen -- sometimes mommy and daddy need some sexy alone time!
Ch-ch-check out the sexy video, below:
Are you surprised? Hopefully not!
Remember when Yeezy got in a bit of a scuffle with a photog early last year?
A trial date was then set, Kanyeezy was deposed, and the transcript from his conversation with the paparazzo's lawyer was uncovered.
It may not have been as crazy as JB's, but this thing is just dripping with sarcasm!
Apparently Kanye went off on the lawyer Nate Goldberg and warned him that this case won't be a walk in the park!
"I'm the smartest celebrity you've ever f***ing dealt with. I'm not Britney Spears."
Ouch. Why you gotta bring Brit-Brit into this, 'Ye?!
He then went on to explain to Nate the difference between himself and the Daniel's lawyer:
"I'm in the business of trying to make dope s**t for the world. You're in the business of representing scums and trying to make as much money as long as there's this lapse in the law."
When Nate asked 'Ye if he associates the struggle of African Americans in the past with celebs today, of course the Flashing Lights rapper answered:
"Yes, 100 … I equate it to discrimination. I equate it to inequalities.
We, as group of minorities here in L.A., as celebrities have to ban together to influence guys like this — guys trying to take the picture, guys trying to get the big win, guys trying to get the check."
Well, we could've told you the answer to that question!
That wasn't as bad as JB's deposition. We have a feeling the lawyer got everything he needed from that sit down talk with Yeezus!
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