That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Before you say, "say it ain't so," it might not be so after all!
However, we reached out to Mariah's rep, and she quickly dispelled these rumors for us:
Well, they're you have it! Crisis averted! Love has found a way!
It looks like Nick and Mariah are here to stay, and we can all breathe a very deep sigh of relief.
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