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Put in your glitter hair strands, pop a bottle of Lisa Vanderpump sangria, and buckle up for the best ride of your life!
Adrienne Maloof is back on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!
After bailing on the series in 2013 when a secret about her family was revealed during filming but never aired, it sounds like Miz Maloof just couldn't stay away from the dramz.
Unfortunately, if you were looking forward to finding out what her new tagline would be this next season ('Somebody's crying…but it's not gonna be me!' Maybe?), it sounds like we may never know because her role is limited.
"I was approached by the producers to come back. I'm coming back in cameo roles."
Soooo…we guess we can accept that because we totally want more of the pint-sized ballbuster on our TV screen.
And it sounds like she will stir something up because she's got some unfinished business:
"It just made sense to maybe take this and come full circle from where I left off last time. I’m coming back, also, a bit wiser. I know what to expect now. There were some unfinished situations that I felt the need to kind of mend and come full circle … A lot has happened in my life. So with each experience, I think I’ve grown. I’m at a point now where it’s a new chapter. I can really focus and think clearer on what to expect, and there’s nothing like experience to kind of get you to where you know you want to be. And I know that I want to come full circle with the rest of the women, some closure, and I feel like I have a better grasp on how to do that now."
All that sounds lovely, but what we want to know is will we meet her boy toy on the show?
And will Brandi Glanville be on the attack again?
And will Yolanda Foster finally figure out who Adrienne Maloof is in this world??
Welcome back, Adrienne!
And don't forget to check out our EXCLUSIVE interview with Adrienne's pal Kyle Richards (below)! Do you think they'll remain close on the new season??
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