No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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We've been speculating whether or not Lindsay Lohan is still sober and according to her sober friends, our concern is warranted!
Why??! Well, her sober pals are REALLY worried because LiLo isn't answering texts anymore even though they continue to see photos of her partying it up in Europe!!!
“Lindsay has abandoned her friends and her sober community. She has stopped responding to our texts and calls and is basically ignoring everyone now. She’s getting the texts because they show up as read; she’s just not answering.”
Guess she's too busy having fun to respond!
At least she HAS sober friends, right??! We had no idea!
Hopefully our gurl will get off the yacht long enough to send an emoji or two and this was all just one big misunderstanding!!!