That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Which, in the case of Beyoncé is a wonderful thing indeed!
What MTV IS willing to show us is the reason gurl is worthy of the Video Vanguard award in the first place!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to relive all of Bey's glory crammed into one 20-second ad!