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No Ninja No Ninja No! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II Gets An Honest Trailer!

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This video has the Turtle Power to make you laugh so hard, you'll be shellshocked.

When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze originally came out, it was the equivalent of what we imagine seeing The Godfather II in theaters was like for those who loved the first movie.

Needless to say, it was a cinematic revelation; who knew sequels could be that AH-Mazing?

In hindsight, it's a pretty awful movie, and Screen Junkies is here to point out exactly how awfully awful it was.

Not only do they point out that these turtles trained in martial arts never use their weapons like ever, they also make fun of the fact that Shredder just stands around and does nothing during the fight sequences, and then they call Splinter Ratniss Neverclean. That's when we lost it.

Ch-ch-check out them HIGHlariously rip apart the flick…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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2 comments to “No Ninja No Ninja No! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II Gets An Honest Trailer!”

  1. Dawn says – reply to this


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    Haha, I love the honest trailers! I also do love the cheesy awesomeness of the Secret of the Ooze. I saw it in theatre when I was a little girl. My husband makes fun of me, but I still love it. I also still own my stuffed Donatello from 1983. My two year old loves the turtles too. He's too young to watch the movies, so just the toys are his only option. The badness is what makes it so fun to watch.

  2. LaToya says – reply to this


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    Ooh, can't wait to see Megan Fox! Is Splinter on the movie as well?

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