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This video has the Turtle Power to make you laugh so hard, you'll be shellshocked.
When Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze originally came out, it was the equivalent of what we imagine seeing The Godfather II in theaters was like for those who loved the first movie.
Needless to say, it was a cinematic revelation; who knew sequels could be that AH-Mazing?
In hindsight, it's a pretty awful movie, and Screen Junkies is here to point out exactly how awfully awful it was.
Not only do they point out that these turtles trained in martial arts never use their weapons like ever, they also make fun of the fact that Shredder just stands around and does nothing during the fight sequences, and then they call Splinter Ratniss Neverclean. That's when we lost it.