He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
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Oompa loompa doopity what the eff?
No, this weird vision isn't from Willy Wonka's scary tunnel!
In honor of the 50th anniversary of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and instead of putting Charlie, Willy Wonka, or heck, even a golden ticket up on the cover, Penguin Modern Classics decided to use a photo of a girl that looks like a human doll!
Wait, was Charlie and the Chocolate Factory actually about Toddlers in Tiaras?! Because we might have to reread it then.
SRSLY! This is Valley of the Dolls level of weird! Why use a photo of creepily sexualized girl?!