Well, this is, um, inneresting, to say the least.
Christian alleges the pageant girl wrote to him:
Looks like ex-lovers of nearly 5 months Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are keeping it friendly during their summer stay in the Hamptons…
Because they're being kind to each other from across the street!
A source close to the duo has revealed that the two "consciously uncoupled" celebs are spending the summer at two different beach mansions — which is brilliant news, considering their split was one of the most amicable of all time and they've been functioning like a normal couple since the breakup in March!
The Coldplay rocker has seemingly splurged on Los Angeles Lakers GM Mitch Kupchak's 4,000-square-foot home off of Old Montauk Highway — while Gwyn’s lavish digs are right down the street!
According to neighbors, the family still hangs on the reg…
But then off to their respective digs when dust falls! We even hear Gwen has moved on to another man, which is radical news!
Perhaps this IS the best modern day separation of all time?!