Michael Skupin is ready to talk.
The ex-contestant said in a statement:
The 54-year-old explained that he's turning to religion following his arrest, adding:
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It's pretty ridiculous…ly AWESOME! LOL!
But that also means that this combination makes for some pretty GIFable moments throughout the whole video.
Seriously, the story told throughout is a HIGHlarious and butt-kickinngly badass one!
Her boobs turn into bombs at one point. We mean, COME ON!
Ooooh, scrolling words! Hello Star Wars!
Look at that name! Here we go!
Oops! There she is ready to kick some booty!
Oh pretty stick on jewelry AND she's winking at you!
That is the face of a girl on a MISSION!
Sad people in cage! Do you think they'll… Break Free????
DUH! By Ariana herself!
BOOM. They're Free!
Oh no, gurlfriend's in a pickle here!
Don't mess with Ariana!
What could she be looking at? Oh just a GIANT ROBOT!!!!
Casual hair flip as her boobs turn into BOMBS.
That robot is no match for Ariana's BOOB BOMBS.
She didn't even break a sweat.
OH NOOOOOOOO ARIANA!!
She's captured! Do you think she's gonna…. Break Free???
Chains can't hold her down!
*cue outer-space singing floating montage*
Oh, she's saved. What kind of ship is she on now?
A PARTY SHIP! Duhhhhhh! (Hi Zedd!)
Kick your troubles away, gurl!
Oooooh! A gay-alien space kiss!
Are we getting an inter-species kiss too? Nope, guess not.
Welp, there's some sweet product placement for Beats! Oh, nope there's the kiss!
More Beats headphones!
And off they go, Ariana and Zedd to party in the whole universe!
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