That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Drama! Drama! Drama!
Now that the latest season of Real Housewives of New York City has wrapped, Ramona Singer is thrusting herself back into the press…
But this time, it's for a scarier reason than Aviva Drescher's leg being flung across a restaurant!!
Ramona called the NYPD on Wednesday, claiming her estranged husband Mario Singer's mistress has been stalking her!
Last week, the RHONY star revealed she was leaving her husband but didn't explain why…
But after today's 911 shenanigans — we know he was cheating or at least she THINKS he was!!
Cops did go to the restaurant to investigate, but the woman (who most likely wasn't accused mistress Kasey Dexter) they questioned had no connection to Mario.
Is Ramona going crazier than Kelly Bensimon's breakdown on Scary Island?! What could she be scared of?!
We're sure she'll reveal it on Twitter sooner or later!
So until then, we wait with wine!