One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
The course of true love never did run smooth, especially if your boyfriend is in jail, and you want to be with him in jail, and how do you get into that jail?
A woman from Cedar Park, Texas, Alicia Walicke, decided that the easiest way to see her jailbird boy toy was to join him herself! She admitted to police that she stole a bottle of cheap wine from a gas station just so she could get arrested and see him.
Right, because there's absolutely no other way you can visit someone in jail!
Apparently, her boyfriend was arrested the same evening, and she thought it was her fault, and that by going to prison, she'd be making things right!
We don't know what you think, but these two sound like they'd have a 100% match percentage on OkCupid!
Never was there a story of more wino woe, than this of Alicia and her Romeo!
Alicia was released from jail after posting bail, but who knows if they got the chance to do some slamming in the slammer together!
We're really not sure if they'd get the same cell.