No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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Oh, we just got a bad case of the goosebumps!
FX not only released an eerie trailer for American Horror Story: Freak Show in which a four-fingered, deep-fried-looking hand pries itself open to reveal a ticket, it got an official premiere date: October 8th at 10pm!
The fourth season is sure to be just as terrifying as the last three seasons. Don't believe us? Here's FX's logline:
"'American Horror Story: Freak Show' begins its tale in the quiet, sleepy hamlet of Jupiter, Florida. The year is 1952. A troupe of curiosities has just arrived to town, coinciding with the strange emergence of a dark entity that savagely threatens the lives of townsfolk and freaks alike. This is the story of the performers and their desperate journey of survival amidst the dying world of the American carny experience."
Okay, we officially got terrified. AHS, you get us every time!
We also can't wait to see the world's smallest woman next season, too!
Why can't October 8th be now?! We're jonesing for our Jessica Lange fix!