One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
A rep from MTV confirmed that the Wrecking Ball singer will attend the same awards show that last year featured her twerking against a certain Robin Thicke that was still seeing Paula Patton.
Wow, how times have changed!
No word yet on whether or not she'll be lighting up a doobie onstage, or singing with a crying cat in the background, but whatever she does, it's bound to be shocking!