Although a lot of criminals say the phrase pretty frequently, one guy literally f*cked the police! Two of them, actually!
One inmate of an Oregon correctional facility, Jang-Li Delgado-Galban, allegedly had sex with not one, but two different female correction officers.
Talk about getting some cell block D! Brett Robinson and Jill Curry are both accused of allegedly having sex with Jang-Li.
Jill allegedly let Jang-Li out of his cell, took him behind a supply closet, and got frisky!
We wonder if they used handcuffs, you know, in NOT a legally acceptable way.
Meanwhile, Jang-Li had been serving time after being convicted of sexual harassment, assault, failure to register as a sex offender, tampering with a witness, and unlawful use of a weapon.
However, now Brett has been indicted on 12 counts, including 6 sexual misconduct charges.
SRSLY! This whole story sounds straight out of a porno!
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