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Although a lot of criminals say the phrase pretty frequently, one guy literally f*cked the police! Two of them, actually!
Talk about getting some cell block D! Brett Robinson and Jill Curry are both accused of allegedly having sex with Jang-Li.
Jill allegedly let Jang-Li out of his cell, took him behind a supply closet, and got frisky!
We wonder if they used handcuffs, you know, in NOT a legally acceptable way.
Meanwhile, Jang-Li had been serving time after being convicted of sexual harassment, assault, failure to register as a sex offender, tampering with a witness, and unlawful use of a weapon.
However, now Brett has been indicted on 12 counts, including 6 sexual misconduct charges.
SRSLY! This whole story sounds straight out of a porno!