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Man Calls 911 To Gripe About A Stripper Who Wouldn't Swing On His Pole!

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Was there an amendment added to the Constitution that made it mandatory for strippers to have sex with you? Did we somehow miss that political development?

We didn't? Yeah, that makes sense.

A man who probably has never read any law ever allegedly called 911 to voice his outrage over a stripper who wouldn't have sex with him!

The nerve! The gall!

The man in question, William McDaniel, allegedly was at a strip club in Butte, Montana, but was apparently unable to score some other butt while he was there!

William had allegedly paid $350 for a private dance, when he reportedly became "sexual aggressive," according to police, and when he was allegedly refused sex, he apparently called the cops.

"Sure, why wouldn't they be on your side, William?" said no one ever.

Well, after he allegedly called police, he was arrested on charges of soliciting prostitution!

We hope he learned his lesson.

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2 comments to “Man Calls 911 To Gripe About A Stripper Who Wouldn't Swing On His Pole!”

  1. 1

    Why waste the valuable resources of 911? Not sure about what they have in Montana but here in the LA area you can call 311 for non-emergency police matters otherwise any phone book (if you can find one) will have the local non-emergency police number listed.

  2. 2

    he should of saved up and went to amsterdam and got it for 30