What a hard time for Johnny Depp!
And sadly, when it rains it pours.
We'll keep you updated as we receive more info on the breakup.
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Was there an amendment added to the Constitution that made it mandatory for strippers to have sex with you? Did we somehow miss that political development?
We didn't? Yeah, that makes sense.
A man who probably has never read any law ever allegedly called 911 to voice his outrage over a stripper who wouldn't have sex with him!
The man in question, William McDaniel, allegedly was at a strip club in Butte, Montana, but was apparently unable to score some other butt while he was there!
William had allegedly paid $350 for a private dance, when he reportedly became "sexual aggressive," according to police, and when he was allegedly refused sex, he apparently called the cops.
"Sure, why wouldn't they be on your side, William?" said no one ever.
Well, after he allegedly called police, he was arrested on charges of soliciting prostitution!
We hope he learned his lesson.