One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Al Roker is definitely NOT a fan of Nicki Minaj's booty poppin' ways!
The Today show host didn't hold back when asked about Nicki's sextastic Anaconda video.
“It almost seems like Nicki Minaj has gotten desperate and needs to do something to get her crown back.”
Oooh, those are fighting words! Not only does Al call Nicki desperate, but he also implies the queen of rap ain't so royal!
"It's just vile. vile."
To hear Al's haterade in full, check out the video (below)!