One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
She posted this pic with her adorable cat Olivia Benson to Twitter just hours before the show.
Of course, cats probably won't be allowed in The Forum. No wonder Olivia is thinking _________________!
[Image via Taylor Swift/Twitter.]