One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Oh, Lorde of Darkness!
Lorde's VMAs outfit was something out of nightmarish fantasy potentially directed by Guillermo del Toro!
Lorde Denethor, Steward of Gondor, will never be royal, but we still think she's the Queen Bee of Minas Tirith! Hey, both live in Middle Earth…uh, we mean, New Zealand!
Get Lorde Lordemort away from Muggles!
You know nothing Lorde Snow.
Will you take the blue pill or the red pill? Lordepheus wants to know.
We'd want to be on the same team as Lorde Skywalker! Now, bring all her boys in, their skin in craters like the moon…of Endor! Just kidding, the far moon of Endor is mostly forest!
Lorde also looked like every member of American Horror Story's coven!
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