You guys. You guys!
WHAT A NIGHT!!
Blue Ivy being the CUTEST DAMN THING ON THE PLANET???????? We just can't!!! The moment was so sweet it almost gave the whole audience diabetes!
- When Taylor Swift didn't jump off the thing! You know, THE THING!
- If there was a final and last Wonder of the World, we nominate that the title go to Blue Ivy.
- Ariana Grande gave Big Sean a pantalones grande backstage. We're trying to say boner: she gave him a boner. She was on his lap and probably gave him a boner.
- Nicki Minaj… well… she went to Finger-Blastville on stage.
- AND had a wardrobe malfunction!
- Miley Cyrus spilled so many tears with the stunt she pulled this year, and it was a stunt we fully support. WOW.
- Lorde/Taylor Swift were super adorable together — and we can't wait until their multi-cam sitcom finally hits the airwaves.
- Kim Kardashian donated $5 to Kendall… WTF? Was that supposed to go toward a tip or something?
- Jay Pharoah decided to make fun of Kimye's wedding…
- THE AUDIENCE'S REACTION TO NICKI MINAJ! ENOUGH SAID
- And finally — Rita Ora stepped her red carpet game up with a HEAVY dose of DAT ASS!!!