He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
[Image via TLC.]
BUT WHY??! Why wouldn't Sofia what that hot piece of seXXXy, tasty meat by her side all night??!
"He's really hot. That's why I didn't bring him."
..that sounds like the perfect reason to bring him!!! HA!
At least now we can imagine him on the couch and naked watching his lady love on TV. *SIGH*
Ch-ch-check out Sofia's FULL explanation for leaving THE Man at home (above)!!!