It's finally done!
The stated reason for the divorce? "Irreconcilable differences."
Kris and Bruce will share joint custody over Kylie Jenner, but neither will receive spousal support.
BUT WHY??! Why wouldn't Sofia what that hot piece of seXXXy, tasty meat by her side all night??!
"He's really hot. That's why I didn't bring him."
..that sounds like the perfect reason to bring him!!! HA!
At least now we can imagine him on the couch and naked watching his lady love on TV. *SIGH*
Ch-ch-check out Sofia's FULL explanation for leaving THE Man at home (above)!!!