Cue the wedding bells cigarettes!
In a weird twist,
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Like the entire season of True Detective, the Emmys last night left us with a lot of questions. Okay, maybe not quite such philosophical questions, but questions all the same.
Why was Kevin Spacey walking with a cane?
He strained his hamstring playing tennis.
Who is The Normal Heart's Larry Kramer who was honored by Ryan Murphy in his acceptance speech?
Larry Kramer is the playwright who wrote the The Normal Heart, and he's also an influential AIDS and LBGT activist!
Where was Joe Manganiello?
"He's really hot, that's why I didn't bring him. He's too hot, too tall, he takes a lot of space, so I'm like, ‘Listen Joe, please don't come.' Too handsome, too sexy."
Was John Hamm wearing underwear?
We think so, but inconclusive. Hamm's crotch requires much more examination.
Was there a bug crawling on Kristen Wiig?
Nope, it was just a lizard broach pin. A terrifying lizard broach pin.
"Just call yourself a creative consultant bullsh*t or something like that."
Where was Martin Freeman and/or Benedict Cumberbatch?
Well, Martin is currently in a production of Richard III over in London, but no word why Benedict wasn't there!
What exactly was the Seinfeld kissing reference?
Bryan Cranston played dentist Tim Whatley on the show. He and Elaine shared a kiss once!
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