All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Except Santa and Mrs. Claus are WAY hotter than we ever thought possible! HA!
We learned about the ceremony and the location, and NOW we have new information of what the pair did before they OFFICIALLY tied the knot.
The A-list lovers arrived to France via their ultra luxe private jet with their brood for what we all thought was just going to be any like another other celebrity vacay.
Little did we know, they were gearing up for the most romantic day of their lives…or at least their wedding planners were.
While their hired help got the flowers and food prepared for intimate cathedral wedding at the South of France's Chateau Miraval, the big family lounged in their private movie theater and at the various pools.
An insider spilled:
"All the work on the house is almost finished. Everyone loves it and they've spent the last week having some real quality time as a family."
UGH. Every wedding should be like this!
We are still holding hope that Angie and Brad secretly want to adopt us.
Hey! It could happen! LOLz!