We doubt Michelle Pugh is smiling now!
"Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights a blow out and a blowjob call …"
And then she actually included a phone number!
Ch-ch-check out the post (below)!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]
And by priceless, we mean practically FREE!
Brangelina may be one of the biggest power couples in Hollywood, but their nuptials reportedly cost them barely anything! How did they do it?
First, they did something a lot of frugal - or sentimental - couples do; they got married at home.
Sure, their home happens to be a beautiful, sprawling French estate but still. No extra price tag there!
Also, having kids BEFORE getting married made a big difference– free labor! Srsly though, not only did the kids throw flower petals and bear the rings, they also picked the flowers themselves- that's one big cost of most weddings right there!
So what about those rings? Well, rumor has it they were designed by Robert Procop and worth over $250,000 (You can see Brad's gold band at his Fury photocall above)!
But Robert happens to be a good friend of theirs, and from what we hear they were a gift! Still hearing $0!
The multimillionaire movie stars did spring for air fare for Brad's fam, but at least they didn't have to pay for lodging; Chateau Miraval is plenty big enough to house 22 people.
Obviously the food was pretty extravagant, possibly costing as much as $4000, but we hear it was prepared by their personal chef! So how much extra could that have cost?
OK, so it wasn't completely free, but when you compare it to how much some celeb couples go all out, this seems downright bargain basement!
If your basement is the wine cellar of a chateau in France, but still!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]