Good for you, Chels!
Ch-ch-check out Chelsea's topless pics (below)!!!
[Image via Chelsea Handler/Twitter]
Ooh, he IS such a scoundrel!
Han Solo, galactic player, originally had a girlfriend in a rough cut of Star Wars: A New Hope!
The footage is in grainy black-and-white, which makes it appear like a porno a little bit, and you can clearly see see our favorite smuggler smuggling a kiss with a mystery dark-haired woman!
Looks like Han DID shoot first, and it wasn't with Princess Leia!