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Joan Rivers Predicted Her Own Death! Find Out How She DID NOT Want To Go Out!

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Even in death, she’s still making us laugh.

Joan Rivers apparently talked pretty freely about what would happen when she died. Not only did she talk about her funeral, but she talked about how she wanted to go out!

She once HIGHlariously explained:

"I hate people who die of natural causes; they just don't understand the moment. It's the grand finale, act three, the eleven o'clock number — make it count. If you're going to die, die interesting! Is there anything worse than a boring death? I think not. When my time comes I'm going to go out in highs type. I have no intention of being sick or lingering or dragging on and on and boring everyone I know. I have no intention of coughing and wheezing for months on end. One morning you'll wake up and read a headline: Joan Rivers Found Dead…On George Clooney's Face. Clooney Was So Bereft All He Could Say Was, 'Xjfhfyrnem.'"

Oh Joan!

Well, she got her wish because there was no sickness, only her sudden passing which is still leaving us, in her words, bereft.

But at least she got her wish!

[Image via WENN.]

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6 comments to “Joan Rivers Predicted Her Own Death! Find Out How She DID NOT Want To Go Out!”



  1. 1

    Did you mean to say "in high style?" Not "…in highs type"?

  2. kesa says – reply to this


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    I dont know why everyone acting like this woman is a loss. she is a horrible human who treated people horrible her whole life. Glad u dead bitch

  3. umm says – reply to this


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    You can't tell if someone is healthy just by looking at them! We don't know if she had medical issues… SHE did go in to have that procedure done… she made the appointment not forced. We don't know if she ate before the procedure either or her body just could't take it. At her age why was nobody there with her (family)
    It seems that Joan talked about life and death and was comfortable in leaving this earth.

    It's amazing that she worked for so many years! I love her home too!

    For an outspoken comedian… she died with something in her mouth… a camera down her throat!



  4. 4

    Re: kesaRe: kesaRe: kesa – Wow!!! You knew this woman??? How disgusting to say stuff like that about her!



  5. 5

    kesa, go take a hike, I loved her and her non-PC humor. RIP Joan.

  6. Naenae says – reply to this


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    KESA who the hell r u to talk like that about someone. Maybe everyone who loved her will be glad when ur dead BITCH