Well, if he listens to it, we think he'll think it's a pretty hot and sexy winner.
Ch-ch-check out the I Don't Wanna Live Forever sneak peek (below)!!!
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Well, that's one way to address rumors!
And how would one stop such crazy rumors? By talking about it in the opening monologue of their first episode of their talk show's new season, DUH!
Did we mention this only works when you have your own TV show? LOLz!
"I went on a trip with Portia, my beautiful wife. Who I am happily married to, but thanks for your heartfelt concerns, tabloids."
The comedienne's daytime show is on the cusp of returning to all of our TV screens, but for those who wouldn't wait a couple more days, here's a sneak peek for ya!
Ch-ch-check out the opening monologue for the very first episode of The Ellen Show from the 12th season (above)!!