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You're never too old to tie the knot!
Vivian Boyack (91) and Alice "Nonie" Dubes (90) having been together for 72 years, but on Saturday the two finally got hitched in Davenport, Iowa.
The two met for the first time in Yale, Iowa, where they both grew up, before moving over to Davenport in 1947.
Boyack was a veteran teacher, and Alice worked payroll for a newspaper, before working for Alter Trading Corporation for 25 years.
Over the years, the two have gone all over the US together, having travelled to all 50 states, each and every Canadian province, and across to England twice.
According to Alice, the two have had a blast:
"We've had a good time."
We hope they continued to have a good time on their honeymoon!