The buck stops here -- at least as far as going beyond a divorce is concerned.
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Autumn is our favorite time of the year, if only because of fall themed drinks!
Why go to an actual pumpkin patch to smell this orange spherical squash, when you can spend $3.75 at Starbucks?
Well, you can imagine our enormous levels of arousal when we saw that there might be a Pumpkin Spice flavored condom coming out.
Uh, well we hoped the condom would be coming out, and not the things inside the condom. That's the whole point of the condom, right?!
We've heard talk that we launched a Pumpkin Spice condom. We can't claim this one, but we do love it when people spice it up in the bedroom.
— Durex USA (@Durex_USA) September 8, 2014
Just as we were about to ask for some extra room for cream, it turns out that this prophylactic won't be happening after all.
Sigh. Looks like we'll only be falling down on our knees to play in some leaves.
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