"Wake me up when it's all over, when I'm wiser and I'm older." -
Aloe Blacc this alleged thief.
In Nokomis, Florida, a man completely unaware of the phrase "you snooze, you lose," Dion Davis, was arrested after he decided to take a quick nap after allegedly robbing someone's house of their jewelry. Unfortunately for him, he napped in that SAME house.
Hey, to be fair, thieving is really, really, really tiring work. All the picking up of those small jewels, then you have to carry 'em around, not to mention the stairs! Don't get us started on the stairs!
Unfortunately for Dion, the cleaning lady found him catching some serious Zs, and she called the police. Meanwhile, Dion was probably expecting the Lunesta butterfly to fly in through the window and carry him to safety
before feeding Dion to his hungry young.
Dion makes Cary Grant's the Cat from To Catch A Thief look like a wannabe feline, seeing as how Dion's probably the only cat burglar in the history of cat burgling to ACTUALLY TAKE A CAT NAP DURING A HEIST!
But guess what? Unlike Beyoncé, Dion didn't wake up like dis! That's right, according to the Sarasota County Sheriff's Office's Facebook page, he continued to sleep even as deputies arrived and took pictures of him.
According to the station, Dion faces charges of burglary to an unoccupied dwelling. Maybe Dion will catch a few REM cycles in jail?
[Image via Facebook.]
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