Why so sad? Oh right. Because Obama's successor is already showing what an unaware buffoon he is.
Did you see that embarrassing interview on Fox & Friends?? Just let Colbert break it down for you (below)!
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We bet her husband didn't see this coming!
Lauren Morelli, one of the lead writers on the show Orange is the New Black, has filed for divorce after realizing she's a lesbian!
And she's dating one of the show's stars!
Morelli was married for two years to her husband Steve Basilone, and she started writing for the show five months after they exchanged vows.
"I found a mouthpiece for my own desires and a glimmer of what my future could look like."
Steve, being the loving man that he is, is totally fine with her decision, and they split on good terms. He gets their Mazda hatchback, and Lauren gets the Lexus, apartment and sapphire engagement ring.
And to put a cherry on top of all of this, Lauren is dating the show's star Samira Wiley, aka Poussey (above)!
So, we'd have to say everyone lived happily ever after!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]