And we're at such a loss of words, we're going to let Miz Teigen tell you what went down:
This is why we can't have nice things!
An Australian man got too overzealous when he unpackaged his new iPhone 6.
After waiting for about a week to receive his phone, tech-fan Jack accidentally committed the biggest Apple crime literally seconds after getting the device.
When a Today reporter recorded Jack unveiling his new piece of tech, the literal first thing he did was drop the phone.
And it didn't even have a case on it!
Ch-ch-check out the crime against technology (above)!!!